You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Busy

While a relationship sounds nice, you're strapped for time Whether you're legitimately busy or just making excuses... ... You don't give men enough of your time. As nice as "instant love" would be, there's just no such thing.

Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

Fuck.

What's up, pimp juices? Apostle Chip all up in it on a Thursday night. We're back up in this scene because you can't keep a good thing down...and if you don't believe me just ask my cock.
Oooooooo! J to the fuckin' C will be postin' some shit just as soon as he sobers up from the welcome back cotter foam party, that shit was off the hook. I took like, 4 hits of ecstasy and rolled my balls off. Then my girl showed up with some shrooms and we were all hippie flipped out when the cops showed up and took Jesus to jail for slappin' a cocktail waitress with his fuckstick. That shit was fucked up but it was kinda funny at the same time cause JC would be all like "do you know who my dad is?" and the cops would just crack him in the ribs with that fuckin' night stick. Fuck.

Anyway, my girls comin' over and I'm gettin' my balls wet.