| You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Busy |
 While a relationship sounds nice, you're strapped for time Whether you're legitimately busy or just making excuses... ... You don't give men enough of your time. As nice as "instant love" would be, there's just no such thing. |
posted by Chip Jones | 5:32 PM
37 Comments:
SHIT I gotta lot of boyfriends!!! Why the hell do you think I'm strapped for time and making excuses?!?!?
I always have time for the ladies though.
I hate being too busy for a boyfriend.
You got this from me!!!
Funny, my friends boyfriend said that about her gential herpes.
LMAO!! Take care, MM
why do you think that I m in love with you? I dont even know you!! UNLESS, you are actually the one whos in love with me!! Someone did say they were in love with a stripper!! Was it you?? Take care, MM ;)
& if it was true, why is it FUCKED UP?? LOL!! MM :)
Ok can someone please tell me what LMAO means?
Thanks.
Thanks anyway & good morning. I really enjoyed your posts on Seth's blog. It was hysterical.
"LMAO" = love monkey always only
Thank you very much. You've been quite helpful sweet tits
yes sir! I can't wait. but don't leave me too sore, tomorrow's valentines day ;)
Bill, are you avoiding the question?? Im waiting on an answer!! MM :)
Avoidance is not hot.
but I'll tremble like a leaf in the fall.
Everything Nice, I completely agree!! :) MM
Has any body seen jesus christ?
Bill, do you even know what I look like?? Im like 200lbs!! Do you still love me now?? LMAO!! MM:)
dats a muthfizz'n fact yo!
wasn't he between my legs the other night?
HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
praise yo muthafizzle asses!
I'm totally miserable
HAPPY V-day!! Take care, MM :)
So this is where you have been Bill! I've missed you, you poon!
And thus the metaphysics begins...
And on Valentine's Day!
I'm too fucking picky...go figure! I already did it at Brooke's crib.
I miss you Bill!
Your main problem is that you last the Gist to complete your aims. I recommend my 7 week seminar, "Getting the most out of Gist".
All expenses paid, of course.
But that's not to say that paying for it would be worse than getting punched in the face by your member of Congress. They do enjoy fighting the populace.
Did I say "last?" I mean, "lost."
I blamed Edmonde for this, and had him fired already. Maybe I'll hire him back and fire him again for his incompetence.
That's the Gist I get from you.
Wait, no, I mean "lack."
Edmonde, you're so fired... again!
will u be my boyfriend?
The Taker of Gist wants an update, but the Givers of Gist are not doing so.
A conflict with only one solution.
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!
Work? Let me tell you, I work 412 hours a day in the Gist mill, forcing small elves to clean out the blast furnace. We lost over a hundred pixies alone in the last re-processing.
The moral of the story is, don't take candy from strangers. Especially if they look like Harry Potter characters.
HOW THE HELL IS EVERYONE?? Take care, MM XOXO
You guys are a trip.
Yeah it seems like they tripped off the face of the earth too!! They havent been around in days.
Hopefully we will see them again when they are all done partying where ever it is that they tripped off too!! LOL!! Take care, MM XOXO
They're obviously very busy doing something. Or they just don't feel like it. This happens every day of my life, and I deal with it by just letting it all flow through me. You just need a creative outlet for your inner pent-up rage. I recommend finger painting. But then again, you can contract all kinds of diseases from lead-based paint.
Your blog is a total freakshow! Keep up the good work.
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